Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

AHHH Help Plzzzzzzzz

help

Jim: Ayo bob

Bob: What
Jim: AHHH Help Plzzzzzzzz

by Me Is Here To Eat Frog May 10, 2021

Help

Something you wont find no matter where you go.
You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape You cant escape

Little billy: hey can i have help?
Father: no

by You cant escape February 3, 2023

Your kind of help

When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.

Hym "I don't need your kind of help and I'm not going to pretend you're not reading this. If I have to kill you kids over this I will. Whoever is telling you to ignore this does not care about their lives and you will regret listening to them."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

help

A term commonly used by thatpunchkid, as a scream when facing even the lightest sort of danger.

Punch: Gets dealt 1 damage
Punch: help!

by splorux May 18, 2021

don't shit on the help

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"

Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"

by Shedhappens April 2, 2024

lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023