evan and ciara

the absolute worst couple to ever be matched up in the history of bad couples

omg look at Evan and ciara I swear they should just break up

by Ihateevananderson November 10, 2017

Frau Evans.

a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!

she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.

-cheeky and out.

Frau Evans. yOU CHEEKY COW! -button pops on top.. oh thats fragile.

by fruff smith July 3, 2011

evan sinclair

an Evan Sinclair is one of the most attractive boys ever their dong is so long it's insane they have so much potential. when I hear their name it makes me so horny my ass cheeks clench up. I hope we can do it again last time it was so god

Evan Sinclair harder. Evan Sinclair the best name

by your mala habbibe March 3, 2021

Jacob Evans

Best pokemon master

He's the best Jacob Evans!!

by Naptimecatcher August 14, 2017

Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

by PewWew April 22, 2021

Evan Nichols

A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big

I would love for Evan Nichols to fuck me

by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021

Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022