Petroleum Transference Engineer

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.

I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

by jpg20369 December 25, 2018

engine room

something an amos craves

Amos was drooling over Engine Room again.

by Amos January 27, 2004

chaos engine

Science of stringing together random data and facts that give an equation order.

The million man March speech was solidified by a chaos engine.

by thanos is power July 13, 2014

Social Engineer

Teacher

The social engineer walked into the classroom and said, "good morning boys and girls, today we are going to learn about the civil war."

by wonderaround September 19, 2012

Thomas The Tank Engine

A dope ass mothafuckin train. Many people ship him with Percy, that one green twink engine.

"Bro, that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine was lit af."

" Yeah nigga it was danker than my kush. "

by DemDankMemz October 3, 2018

Ghetto Engineering Tactics

An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.

Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"

Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.


See nutstache

Andy employs ghetto engineering tactics very well.

by Erik December 11, 2003

chemical process engineer

When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).

This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.

Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"

You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."

SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"

You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*

by AIChE September 5, 2016