crows eye

The wrinkles around and attached to the anus

i noticed a few more wrinkles on Maggis crows eye after a long night of Sunday's...

by GDKC December 05, 2017

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture March 30, 2011

Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

by maclomshiiter June 08, 2022

crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)

crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow

by TheTrendyPotato May 01, 2023

Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.

That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.

by NYisGucci September 05, 2023

Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

Moisty Crow

A moisty crow is a vagina that is really moist and smelly. Quite disgusting

Bro!!!! Jillian has such a moisty crow. It stinks!

by Samg224 December 19, 2023