Crispy

Crispy is a word for someone who steals clothes from poor people

Omg I hate her she’s so Crispy!

by Lukers4 March 12, 2021

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Crispy

An occurrence that feels perfect in the moment. Resulting in vibez that are unmatched.

Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.

I got a full nights rest for the first time in weeks and it was Crispy

Hanging out with you was so Crispy

I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it

The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat

by B 0 B November 7, 2022

The crispy

The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.

What do you want to do. “ I don’t care” as in the crispy.

by City6930 June 29, 2021

Crispy

When something isn't legit.... its CRISPY

J: dawg i got soo high yesterday
F: word man thats CRISPY!
J: ya EYAWWW
F:EYAWWWW

by EYAWWWW123 June 5, 2010

crispy

a member of a very powerful and important group

Tom: Are you in the crispygang?
John: Yes!
Tom: *kneels down*

by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.

"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"

by iTomHD February 15, 2018