Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?

Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?

by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024

christopher franco

he is the hottest and sexiest man alive, the best mobile fortnite player to ever grace this earth. jr is ass compared to him. esteban wants to suck him but he is taken. esteban committed suicide after that. in his prime he was better at soccer than ronaldo and messi combined. rachel and nana are very jealous because chris is going to be rich and they will live on the streets where they belong. jose has a crush on rachel tho.

christopher franco: exists*
everyone: marry me pls
christopher franco: fuck you

by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022

Christopher

Usually a nice guy with a nice smile, but although he looks sexy he is very gay. He likes getting his little hole opened by a very enormous cocks. He enjoys hoping on top and giving the best fuck in your life.

You should always fuck a Christopher ;)

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

christopher-jack

A person who is typically not defined by his name, someone who struggles silently but proudly and is often too stubborn for their own good. They care a lot and often too much, and is susceptible to be hurt at the smallest things.

Is that Christopher-Jack over there?

by WebsterOfTheWorld April 30, 2019

christopher jarod

A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times

Boy: Christopher Jarod is such a coon

Girl: omg I love him he is my bgf

by alexxa3245 May 5, 2017

christopher ray kaczor

Christopher is sweet caring cool calm hot usually about 5' 6" all the girls like him.

man Christopher ray kaczor is so hot i wish i could date him.

by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019