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christopher jarod

A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times
Boy: Christopher Jarod is such a coon

Girl: omg I love him he is my bgf
by alexxa3245 May 5, 2017
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christopher ray kaczor

Christopher is sweet caring cool calm hot usually about 5' 6" all the girls like him.
man Christopher ray kaczor is so hot i wish i could date him.
by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019
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Christoph

Christoph is the love of my life, I would give everything up if that means that i can be with him , the moment I saw his beautiful blue eyes and his beautiful smile i was in love . I love looking at him when he drinks a beer because his cheeks are getting red. I prayed for someone like this everyday, thank you god for such a nice,beautiful,sexy and loving person. The attention he gives me, the compliments, the orgasm everything on him is perfect, i want it to stay like this for ever and if i could give you an advice i would tell you to find someone like Christoph❤️
A: who is that sexy guy over there?
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.
by daria6969696969 November 21, 2024
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Christopher James dent

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!
Christopher James Dent is coming, you better hide your lunch money!
by Briar January 19, 2023
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Christopher

Most likely a player with a big heart. He usually hangs around his buddies and talks to them about how he is using you. He uses you for money or someone to pick on.
Girl: Lain is soooo hot I'm gonna ask him out!!
Me: Ewww you like him he is such a Christopher
by Rileyb_123223 December 19, 2021
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Christopher

Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
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CHRISTOPHER

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"christopher are you into felching?"
by sararstrs July 1, 2021
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