Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 19, 2024

Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.

Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"

by Sperloid July 23, 2021

chew dare

Means You there

When you message someone instead of texting "Are you there"..you text "Chew Dare"...

by Checkmate26 August 23, 2017

poo & chew

The act of using chewing tobacco to loosen the bowels, and go poo.

Man that fart smells, might be time for a poo & chew

by Tr1xbOof March 03, 2016

Chew

Slang to insult or mock someone or their belongings. Usually said by the receiver as something that is frowned upon.

Person with Nike shoes: "Bro what are those??" *Pointing at friend's shoes*
Friend with Jordon's: "Maaan I know you're not tryin' to chew!" *Foreshadowing the inevitable*

by ardeact February 04, 2022

Chew

A refreshing drink, like lemonade or soda.

Yo! You gonna drink some chew?

by bot.is.nooot.here December 03, 2023

Chew

A refreshing drink, like cola, lemonade, or pop.

It's hot out here, you gonna get a chew?

by bot.is.nooot.here December 03, 2023