A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018
when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet or pubic region is not shaven at all, to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
by CEO of BDE June 08, 2020
Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in
by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019
Below average girl: so we hooking up for tonight?
Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.
Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.
by CharaChan July 10, 2021
by Mr. Nips February 02, 2012
A man notoriously known to seek out lesbians and convert them into being straight by means of flirting, dating, and/or sex.
Guy 1: Dude, john is such a carpet soldier.
Guy 2: Well you got to give him credit, he's the only man I know who made a lesbian bar close down.
Guy 2: Well you got to give him credit, he's the only man I know who made a lesbian bar close down.
by Alkyd Norm February 27, 2017
Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?
A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away
If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging
A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away
If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging
by ldylumps May 10, 2012