coal car

The second-in-line spot in a man train. This man has to work a little harder than the rest of the train due to his added responsibility of giving the engine a reach around. Some people like the caboose, and just give. Some people like the engine, and just take. While others give AND take, no-one pulls double-duty like the coal car.

Man #1: "My ass hurts from last nights man train."
Man #2: "I couldn't agree more. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck being coal car; my wrists have never been so sore."

by Steve_ May 21, 2008

Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.

Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...

by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010

car piss

1.) n. the liquid your shitty car leaves behind
2.) v. the act of urination in an auto
3.) n. the urine from taking a car piss

"I better bring the car to the shop, I'm seeing a lot of car piss"

"Adam wouldn't stop the car so Sandy had a car piss"

"Here, throw out this bottle of car piss"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014

Mission car

A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.

We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.

by Atomini December 2, 2010

car tourism

the act of driving around a new or familiar place as oppose to walking, hence seeing and enjoying more of the area in a short space of time from the comfort of your own car.

girl: lets walk round the new forest

guy: car tourism is the way forward

by unico2525 June 22, 2011

car chub

A Car Chub is something you get after receiving visual pleasure from an absolute automotive beauty, It is a term that can be used to reference a males genitalia, hence the word "chub"

Bob: Damn dude did you see that car!
Dylan: Yeah man i saw it, it gave me a raging car chub

by Daddy Master 69 January 5, 2020

Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown

Ethan is a plumber of cars.

by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023