A wank window is limited time frame in which an opportunistic married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. Mission control usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and unpredictable because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.
Courier: I tried to deliver the parcel to number 8 this morning but the bloke wouldn't answer the door. I rang the bell repeatedly but he appeared to be glued to his computer in the front room, ignorant twat!
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012
Get the Wank Windowmug. The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.
Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.
by teamknapsack June 20, 2017
Get the weiner windowmug. Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed
Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed
David- No shot he is window washed!
Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed
David- No shot he is window washed!
Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021
Get the Window Washedmug. by Jukelbo489 April 27, 2020
Get the Windows 7mug. "At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
by xDin2016 April 7, 2022
Get the Tech Windowmug. An extremely small restored down window on a computer monitor used for discreet internet browsing, esp. at work.
by monkeyboy101monkeyboy101 April 19, 2018
Get the Langley Windowmug. 