Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 April 29, 2016

Tongue hump

Performing oral sex on female...

Aye girl, you tryin to let me tongue hump tonight?

by luffin February 25, 2019

Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell

That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse

by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

Tongue-o

The act of inserting the tongue into the birth canal or urethra of any bodily oraface.

Ron-“I don’t know what to get her for valitines day”

Richard-“just chuck her a tongue-o”

by Lettucekisses June 21, 2018

tongue bump

It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.

Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!

by Bobdobolina June 07, 2017

fox tongue

A strange form of the English language using similar word spellings but often strange and indecipherable syntax.

Fox tongue: Colton I'll send you pics if you wanna retake if you do 31
Regular English: If you do problem 31 I'll send you the others so we can both retake.

by Artemis Wolffe September 19, 2017