by Coolguy6969696969 April 29, 2008
Fuck Tard is usually used to call some one a 'fucking retard' withought all the letters and long words. Can be used as an offensive slang, or calling that to a friend who does stuff really really stupid.
Simon walks into a metal pole. he gets up, and looks all confused.
"Nice going fuck tard."
says Alex.
"Nice going fuck tard."
says Alex.
by Seanperry March 22, 2005
A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.
by Barmann October 18, 2006
by francky March 22, 2007
When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.
"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"
"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."
"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."
by The tard pants definitioner April 14, 2009
1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).
2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010
Someone who uses their i-Pod during social outings, often isolating him or herself from a group of friends by listening to music and/or using apps and igoring conversation or his or her companions completely.
Person 1: Ryan was such an i-Tard last night!
Person 2: Yeah,I know! He didnt say one word the whole night, all he did was play doodle jump.
Person 2: Yeah,I know! He didnt say one word the whole night, all he did was play doodle jump.
by willc333 March 15, 2010