GRAND SLAM

That moment when you come home pissed, then end up Throwing up/pissing/shitting yourself at the same time.

Arrr mate, I ended up having a Grand Slam last night, all over my bed sheets.

by PurpleAki-thelength February 6, 2020

Aqua Slam

The art of taking a crap in a moving river and avoiding projectiles in the process.

Dude!!! Did you just Aqua Slam the Buffalo River? Cha Bro and I avoided the projectile!

by barton084 April 8, 2011

Tammy slamming

When a person (male or female) soaks a tampon in booze & then puts it in their who-who.

Omg, I am so drunk right now because I amTammy slamming a bottle of absolute!

by SmartassSF May 4, 2016

Clam Slam

Clam Slam is the female version of a “teabag”

Primarily used in video games as an insult or to piss people off after a kill or a win.

John: why did you Clam Slam that guy?

Maria: he deserved it, asshole was camping the whole game.

by BigDaddyDagger October 3, 2021

goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.

"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.

by Akarune May 15, 2014

Slam Wagon

A large pick up truck capable of slamming through smaller vehicles or pushing them out of the way. Usually four wheel drive.

My Uncle Tits has a slam wagon. He ran through two Saturns and a Jeep with it.

by JPizzle123 September 30, 2010

Piano Slam

n. Loud noise that is heard in horror situations that sounds as if someone is slamming there hands on the keys of a piano

Sometimes its not the jumpscare, but the piano slam that really gets me.

by Sir Aaricus March 29, 2013