by West Texas Semen Demon November 18, 2016
Get the Truffle saltmug. Salt Rock, when you dick is very hard and when you have a sexual intercourse the vagina feels like salt.
by FagPuffisFun May 21, 2019
Get the Salt Rockmug. The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.
Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
by The Washed Few March 8, 2019
Get the Salt Coatingmug. Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.
by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017
Get the Getting Saltedmug. Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.
by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014
Get the Salt Washmug. by DracoCJM July 5, 2017
Get the Salted pretzelmug. The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.
by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021
Get the Watermellon saltmug.