The disgusting face that is made when one is about to sneeze, similar to a sex face, and the only way to relieve oneself is to stare at a bright light.
Me: Dude, his rusty planet looks just like his face when he orgasms.
Friend: Does he explode something either way?
Friend: Does he explode something either way?
by scottcaver May 14, 2011
Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.
Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.
by Hugs Esmay March 11, 2014
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
by vlaskipravik December 21, 2012
This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.
by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 14, 2017
A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.
Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.
by Fergus's mistress October 28, 2015
A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.
I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.
by Hilton Head Shop June 05, 2020
Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!
by BarkAndMarry May 11, 2017