Rusty Randy

When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof

Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow

by sangeun January 16, 2021

Rusty Accordion

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.

All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."

by goldengash August 25, 2022

Rusty Humper

When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.

I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.

by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022

Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

by BarkAndMarry May 10, 2017

rusty wilson

Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.

Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."

by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014

rusty polearm

A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.

by Big Worm Big Perm November 2, 2012

Rusty Assange

Anal sex by surprise

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!

by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010