The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

by Aye Matey November 19, 2019

Rusty bulimic

The female version of a rusty trombone.

The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.

"that guy had me on all fours. I couln't contain my moans as he was giving me a rusty bulimic

by Rimjob_rob November 30, 2019

rusty caribou

When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass

I gave her a greasy rusty caribou

by Rustybou January 13, 2018

Rusty Lyola

A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.

I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.

by Hilton Head Shop June 4, 2020

Rusty Molotov

When a person will get a rag shoved in their anus, the rag will be lit on fire, then the partner will urinate (or if able, the female can squirt) on it to put out the fire.

“Jack and I finally attempted the Rusty Molotov last night, but I didn’t have to pee, so we spent 4 hours in the hospital to treat his burns.”

by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020

rusty iguana

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.

Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.

by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 13, 2017

Rusty England

Hand job from an old British lady.

The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.

by Snickelfritz October 1, 2017