pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana May 09, 2018

Pat Attack

to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.

The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.

by em-er-ly November 09, 2009

Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 07, 2010

pat Crilly

Pat Crilly is an awsome singer. but hes to shy watch his youtube vids his name on youtube name is funstuffman00 so lets make him famous

girl: did you watch the new pat Crilly video

nother girl: who is he

1st girl: you dont know who he is he is a great singer here look him up

by hugeinhungera May 04, 2012

Pat MaSack

Also known as pat my sack!
It means that the male wants the female to pat his sack

Tyler wants Abby to say hi to his cousin Pat MaSack!

by Donkey slayer February 14, 2017

Gym Bro Pat

When your Gym Bro gives you a clap on the back right before trying to hit a new PR

Person A: Yo Bro, that Set was nice

Person B: Thanks man, I could only do it after your Gym Bro Pat

by P4scha August 08, 2023

pat rash

When someone's incessant whining gives you a rash.

Stop bitching your giving me a pat rash!

by Mud Dy February 16, 2017