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Spank the Midget

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.
by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013
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on the mint

When someone is using mint products, predominantly gum or lollies to freshen their breathe for expected hook ups
Zoe is on the mint, I hear she wants to hook up with Chris at Sarah's party
by tharfcwujbro April 8, 2016
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Oh the misery

The song titled "enemy" by imagine dragons...
Imagine draggin-
Oh the misery...
by HeavyWeapons May 17, 2022
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Straight Down The Middle

A common call and response battle-cry for x-box live, stating that you will run down the middle of the map when the game starts on a suicide run. Common replies include, "Good Luck", "Your Dumb" and "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"
The Game will start in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, START
Gamer 1: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"
Gamer 2: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"
Gamer 3: "You two are dumb"
Gamer 4: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"
by rivertroll May 26, 2009
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the microwave

the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn
after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.
by krupabot February 18, 2014
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dissin' on the missin'

making fun of someone for missing shots on the bball court
Rex shoots ball and misses completely.

Jim: dawg you suck at ballin
Rex: Yo man dont be dissin' on the missin'
by T-dizzay December 18, 2009
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can tab with the middle

when someone gives u a can tab with the middle still intact they wanna fuck
Omg jake just gave me a can tab with the middle in it he wants to fuck
by jokesonyouisuck July 25, 2021
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