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the mall

the mall, was a place, long ago, we would go to. See the young ones, will never know. stepping into a toys r us, or a macy's, seeing the aisles go forever. Going to see Santa, asking him for a gift for being so good. Maybe you weren't but, Santa couldn't be happier to give you one. Now it's a fading memory as online shopping and gentrification takes over
You went to the mall yesterday? Nice, get any Knick knacks at the radio shack?
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Battlefield Mall

The main mall in Springfield Missouri that carry's fine retailers like T-Shirt Station and Spirit Halloween and possibly the worst Pizza Buffet in the world.
Lets visit Battlefield Mall's Spirit Halloween in the Old Sears Building!
by asdasdqwrfadfwqe October 30, 2023
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Ghost mall

A mall where most tenants have vacated.due to changes in retail shopping patterns. Online shopping plays a big role in this phenomonem.
Hey! Let's go to fiesta mall today. It's. Almost a ghost mall at this point.i'll bring my camera

We could shoot some great video!
by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021
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mall hop

Exaggerating when you buy a lot from a store.
Ex. Wanna mall hop tomorrow.
Ex. Plural. We just mall hopped.
by Jimmy armold backk February 2, 2017
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Blue Mall

I got this shirt at the Blue Mall.
by Matthew Maggert December 17, 2008
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The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019
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Mall Grab

The Mall Grab.

Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.

The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.

“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
by Amt224 November 2, 2022
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