by London_logger May 22, 2019
Get the london loggingmug. Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
Get the Doodle Loggingmug. Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022
Get the Floppy logmug. When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.
by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018
Get the hot loggingmug. The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
Get the Jogger's Logmug. Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 7, 2020
Get the log sogginmug. Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.
It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.
After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.
More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.
There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.
After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.
More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.
There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."
Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"
Person A: "It's the ultimate form of
asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."
Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."
Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."
Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."
Person A: "Do you trust me?"
Person B: "Always"
Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"
Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"
Person A: "It's the ultimate form of
asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."
Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."
Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."
Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."
Person A: "Do you trust me?"
Person B: "Always"
Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"
Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
Get the Log Swappingmug.