Disney Dad

A father (usually divroced or separated) who tries to compensate for his absence by giving his kids everything and taking them everywhere during visitation.

My ex is a Disney Dad, he takes the kids to the zoo, the game, the movies, the carnival and shopping all in two days, when its his weekend with them.

by T.L.R. July 13, 2009

Josh's Dad

A Highly Skilled Van Driver. Also The Owner Of A Fake Ice Cream Truck

Josh's Dad

by BEN BEN BEN July 24, 2015

dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.

Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.

by RealOne97 April 18, 2018

vincents dad

A obese man who is most commonly associated with watching mountain men all day and night. He usually doesnt get up except to take his dogs out every 14 hours. He has a son who is known to have sex with dogs. He had a mid life crisis and got flame tattoos on his legs. He doesnt commonly shower. He showers once every 30 days. He is a retired fire fighter.

Bill: You are acting like Vincents Dad
Joe: oof

by BoobyShrek October 18, 2018

dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.

Yer dads a goat lad

by Goaty boy July 18, 2020

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).

Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.

by Faux Foe July 6, 2016