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satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.
that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.
by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010
mugGet the satan's closetmug.

in the closet gay

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/
by Camiashit May 22, 2021
mugGet the in the closet gaymug.

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
mugGet the Closet Keepermug.

johnny closet

johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.

as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;

" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".

Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!

Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013
mugGet the johnny closetmug.

Duplex Closet

Where a bi-sexual comes out from.
She just came out of the duplex closet and admit she was bisexual.
by rukia7819 August 1, 2010
mugGet the Duplex Closetmug.

chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.
(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???
by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018
mugGet the chair closetmug.

Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'
Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.
by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011
mugGet the Closet Lockmug.

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