He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.
Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021
by QWERTY51682 November 24, 2021
bryan is an amazing person. he is very nice and caring. he will always be there for you. he is my best friend. bryan is super smart and had amazing grades. he is also an comedian. 🤠. bryan is very trustworthy. he will never spill ur secrets. bryan will never fail to make you laugh. he always makes me smile 😂. i am so glad i met him. he is my best friend and i hope i never lose him. 🥺🖐
bryan is amazing.
by gibby 🥳 February 07, 2020
A smart skillful friendly guy that is pro at basketball. Bryan will always be the right boyfriend for anyone especially for boys. He is a guy that likes to play around kaya bocah but a very nice guy like the writer of this yes yes
by Kaliforniarol March 11, 2019
bryan looks like a furry
by jabussychrist December 10, 2022
One of the finest niggas you could ever know, and literally an obsession.
Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
by Unknownl0verr 🤭 April 11, 2023
A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 08, 2025