by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016
Get the Betty hairmug. Biola Betty (noun):
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
“Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
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