now you must die

when something ridiculously retarded occurs and the word must be said

someone: i didn't do homework
teacher: now you must die

by Addion August 30, 2017

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give me one now

Give me a quicky, meaning I will give you a quick blow job or handy

boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"

Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"

by Poo bum diddly thumb November 24, 2013

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How Now Brown Cow

When someone is caught lying. How now is self explainitory. Brown Cow means that they are a liar. Works incredibly well if they are exposed for their lie.

Guy 1: Hey, I know what the capital of Illinois is. It's Chicago.

Guy 2: It's Springfield. How now brown cow?

by gbee93 March 23, 2011

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you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.

You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.

by This is how I live, THIS IS HOW I LIVE. September 08, 2003

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now a minor motion picture

Now a minor motion picture: a blurb I have yet to see on a book cover. Have you?

How to Rationalise Telling Sam She was Akin to a Dead Mouse in a Latrine in Swahili, by R.A.K. Martin-Smythe. Now a minor motion picture from the Confrere Brothers.

by Fearman May 30, 2008

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