text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive

Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex

by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011

Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

by LordViper June 17, 2021

Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

by dksuperman March 28, 2016

TEXT DROPPING

WHEN YOU READ SOMEONE'S TEXT OVER THEIR SHOULDER WITHOUT THEM KNOWING

I was text dropping on the guy next to me and found out he's having an affair.

by giantsgirl December 7, 2009

Text Vibing

Text Vibing is when two people are on the same page, or the same texting level. They are able to send vague obscure texts and the other person will still know exactly what they're talking about. They will also know the deeper meaning behind the message to a subconscious level. This is when, what actually causes the vibing aspect, takes place. Ya see, Marky Mark receives confirmation requests if these two parties are feeling these Good Vibrations. He then confirms or denies if they deserve to be apart of this Marky Mark Theory. When he confirms the Good Vibrations, that is when the two parties reach a whole new texting level, hence, Text Vibing.

Murph: I'll call him until his phone dies, like an angered over jealous untrusting girlfriend.
Ally: So basically your ex?
Murph: Oh my God! That's the reason I was using that example!
Ally: WE'RE TEXT VIBING!
Murph: THANKS MARKY MARK!!
Marky Mark: C'mon C'mon! Feel it Feel it!

by Shrug n Ally-Dizzle December 17, 2013

Text cuck

When you lets your girl read and respond to the boys group text.

I know that wasnt Keith, he is such a text cuck.

by Unfollowed February 11, 2020

flood texting

To send a lot of texts non-stop in a row until it gets annoying and takes over your screen

Karen kept on flood texting me last night so I left the convo

by azywayz November 17, 2014