squirt bug

When a girl gets her pussy super loose then a guy puts his whole head in her pussy the squirts and cums all over his whole face and head while hes in her pussy

John is going to get a squirt bug from linda tonight

by Awesome words5150 December 15, 2016

It’s not a bug, It’s a feature

An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.

User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”

Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”

by evan.gelical August 25, 2023

linda bug

the feeling of “what the fuck” and “why are men so stupid”

“how are you?” “i am feeing quite linda bug”

by linda bug April 14, 2023

Bug-boating

To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.

Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!

by Buttermir February 13, 2020

Bug Smasher

One of the members of a party of men, mostly from Georgia, who were among the first non-indigenous Americans to "discover" Death Valley, California, in December 1849. This group was part of a wagon train of "Gold Rush 49'ers", numbering about 150, who were enroute to California from Salt Lake City, and became lost after attempting to follow a "short cut" map that purported to cut 200 miles off the well-known Old Spanish Trail to Los Angeles. This map was later proven to be fraudulent. Little is known of this particular group, except their number, about 15~20 men, and the name of their leader, one James Martin. This shortcut proved disastrous - three men died in late December 1849 and January 1950 and all suffered terribly from thirst and near starvation before reaching Los Angeles, 2 months after the rest of the original wagon train that had stayed on the known trail.

"Did you hear about Benny's attempt to hike across Death Valley last summer? He had to be rescued by Park Rangers before he even got a mile from his car; he almost won the Bug Smashers Award!"

by ctsurv553 December 26, 2021

Memory Bug

A cleverly planted phrase, statement, and or question that causes a girl to think about you almost constantly until she can only love you uncontrolabley.

Hey babe, dump your boyfriend and be with me because I'm better in everyway.

Hey girl, Can I interest you in me?

I love your.....everything.

The above are examples of Memory bugs.

by Jacob Forquer May 5, 2008

True bug

Those tiny bastards with proboscises. Bed bugs are a true bug and they suck you while you're unconscious. The other guys in the group are also round balls with a stick coming out their mouth that they use to suck. Another example of true bugs is the assassin bug, who like their cousin, enjoy sucking you without consent.

That's not a fly, dumbass, it's a true bug!

by desdude March 28, 2023