When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
by Skinny Lou  May 20, 2016
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Get the A Christmas Storymug. Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not.  All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well.  Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace.  Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.
by dls_779 January 2, 2009
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Get the Sex Storymug. Stories about one's partying. Usually when drinking a person will start to talk about his or hers awesome time at a party. Usually the teller of the story will make up stuff to make the party seem better than it really was.
Tim talking to a group of friends: Hey remember that time we went to the club and shit faced and went home with those models? It was fucking the shit, first we .....
Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.
Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.
by subotai August 19, 2010
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Get the war storymug. When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013
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