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maybe knife

That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich
"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."
by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024
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mother-knife

A Brazilian euphemism for “motherfucker” as the Portuguese word for knife is “faca”
Ugh! Mother-knife!
by plasmid37 January 6, 2024
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Whore Knife

A knife one carries to fend off ravenous whores.
Terry kept his whore knife on him at all times.
by nknwngrwr June 1, 2020
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Favred up a creek with no nig knife

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.
by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011
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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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booker knife

When you take a spoon and shove it up your homey’s ass
I just booker knife Kenny’s ass
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Knife The Rogue

Knife is an elven rogue in 5e DND, he is the shadiest of the BoneGuard and is one of the original members of the group. He is viewed as sane, but sneaky and greedy.
Knife the Rogue. Go backstab him.”
by PurpleBeardedMan February 9, 2023
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