Two or more people who share everything with one another, knowing they can be trusted. People who would, if needed, take a bullet for their friend. Two or more people who, through all the new friends, new hobbies, new jobs, rough times, and high school, are ALWAYS there for each other, no matter how busy they are. A best friend is someone who can make you feel better no matter what.
by alisnotaman April 11, 2008

Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.
Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008

Someone who will deep throat your cock and stuff your balls into his cheecks liek a chipmunk whilst also licking your asshole. You complete me !
by oddballed January 23, 2010

there is no much thing as best gender
men are act like they can do this they can win they are cocky a player and also brags and most of them are evil
women are just selfish people they break hearts lie act like it the end of the world if we call them objects useless
men are act like they can do this they can win they are cocky a player and also brags and most of them are evil
women are just selfish people they break hearts lie act like it the end of the world if we call them objects useless
by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 20, 2020

A best friend is a person who lets you call them a cluck and doesn’t get mad. They take your hoodies and never give them back. They keep you company at track practice and at the mall whenever they need help deciding on what clothing to get. They only hug you on special occasions, but when they do they’re good hugs. But most importantly, a best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when they annoy you and get you upset. Happy Birthday best friend!
by Cacacire February 28, 2018

two literal children who are best friends and play way to much roblox and minecraft… L is a weird yet soft and settling person, S is a person who shoots zombies and sometimes rage quits.. we love them tho <3
lol watch this get all disliked MENSKSKS
lol watch this get all disliked MENSKSKS
best frogs are bad bitches BAHAHAHAHA
are they frogs ?? bellyache?? damn-
they have the brain of a rock
are they frogs ?? bellyache?? damn-
they have the brain of a rock
by bigtittyrockstar November 3, 2021

A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.
Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."
Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."
Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"
by pocketsnails December 27, 2015
