An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.
Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"
Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"
Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"
by itaub1 December 9, 2008
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(While engaged in a game of pool)
Dammit Eli! Its your turn! Quite being such a texterbator and take your shot!
Dammit Eli! Its your turn! Quite being such a texterbator and take your shot!
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Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.
Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!
Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.
Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.
Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
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A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.
B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.
C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.
B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.
C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Holy fricken cow, gave my number to a co-worker to keep me up to date with schedule changes now I get like 50 a day from them, if this doesn't stop gonna have to turn them into the boss for textual harrasment.
B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!
C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!
C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
by ben14 July 7, 2010
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