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Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth
by anonymous August 29, 2022
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ted

Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.
Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb
by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022
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Ted King as Senator Bartlett

Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
by Kj7770 November 21, 2023
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Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.
Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.
by AFrogers March 2, 2009
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Ted 2

TED 2
TED 2
by Xarbifiqlah May 9, 2024
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Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.
Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh
by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020
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