Teflon tape

Plumber's tape. Used for water-proofing threads.

"Bob, after you pull up my pants, hand me that Teflon tape"

by idk_no_dave January 28, 2016

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Duct Tape

The only universal slang. It sticks to what you use it with. It can mean anything you want it to mean, depending on how you say it.

New shoes? Those are duct tape, bro.

You liked ALL of her pics...Bruh.. duct tape.

> I can’t make it tonight, I have to work.
> Damn that’s some duct tape.

> You lying?

> I’m not lying, man, duct tape.

by Espeoh May 21, 2021

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Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.

There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.

by Brewsterion April 29, 2017

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cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

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On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

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"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

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