Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025

Duct Tape

To be shit out of luck “To be stuck”
To be rejected

12 pulled That boy over and found drugs on em he “Duct Tape”

by Traum Summerz September 8, 2025

Tape Worm

I'm a producer and improver! I'm producing eggs and improving MY life with YOUR shit.

Hym "Don't be a tape worm! Join Jordan Peterson's 'Hustler's Academy'- Er, I mean, Andrew Tate's -Mikhaila Academy-- Er, I mean, join him in his coalition to silence and mind control dissidents so you can steal their shit and use it to shit out more of yourself."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

tape face

The funniest comedian in the world, starting from America's Got Talent and he now has a show in Las Vegas. He has tape over his face and never talks.

Tape Face is almost as legendary as Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE

The last album by the musician DeVon Hendryx (That now formally goes by JPEGMAFIA). The album is known by many by its most common theme, to be dark, slow, sad, ambient, reverbed and lofi. The album lyrical themes also dive into self reflective topics like sexuality, suicide, relationships and being comfortable with going through a depression. When it was released it found critical acclaim for being as open and transparent as it is, and even blew up more as JPEGMAFIA started to get more traction in later years.

Person 1: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 2: Oh, i'm listening to that one album THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE.
Person 1: Oh cool... you good bro? If you ever need to talk i'm here man.

by Sideways* May 21, 2023