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Mexican Symphony

When multiple people of Latino descent fart or take noisy shits at roughly the same time in a public restroom. Usually, these sounds will be prolonged or numerous, and the resulting stench has been known to kill.
"Man, don't go into the bathroom, the Mexican symphony is playing in there."
by SadPlanet September 27, 2011
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Bro J Simpson

A "bro" that beats his wife or girlfriend.
That guy is a bro j Simpson so don't date him
by NickieHansen February 4, 2010
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ashlee simpson

(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).
1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee.
2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes.
3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?
by sirisaachillary October 10, 2005
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simpsons

A very funny tv show with great games and merchandise.
Simpsons made me break the window (because of laghing so hard)
by Snowswipes July 2, 2007
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jessica simpson

Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad!
Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke!
by Enna B. January 8, 2005
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It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
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Sympathy Queen

A girl who intentionally creates unfortunate circumstances in her life so she can announce them to her friends and gain sympathy from them.
Meri-Anne announced to everyone that she is an inconsiderate bitch and doesn't deserve any true friends. Her friends began to coddle her telling her not to be so hard on herself. Meri-Anne is a sympathy queen.
by Faker hater September 9, 2007
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