swim>

getting through traffic, faster and safer than normal.

On the way to work I was going to swim to make it there 15 mins earlier. But there was a traffic stop. @wheres981 #swim>

by halls981 December 14, 2023

swimming

jumping in a puddle and waving your arms

im going swimming

by 420unwantedpickle69 October 16, 2019

Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes

Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling

by Brian0401 December 16, 2020

swim

A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.

Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"

by Fl0ppyn00dl3 November 9, 2021

swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.

JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"

by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021

Swim banger

In regards to street fighting ....when one of the fighters keeps head down and throws no look haymakers to try to knockout opponent

Damn ....did u see the fight ...homie got caught with a "swim banger"....he just fucked his head and hit him with a over hand right a swim banger

by Rizzo138 July 8, 2021

Swim-By

Similar to Drive-Bys, just performed by swimming Orcas

"Oh man, they got Nils in a Swim-By.

by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022