string puller

Retarded kid who gets sexual pleasues from pulling your hoodie strings.

“I was attacked by one of them filthy string pullers the other day.”

by christian pryor likes children March 2, 2018

Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.

"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

silly string

a string that is silly

"i have some string that is silly"
"Ah yes, silly string"

by Bisexual brosef June 8, 2021

invisible string theory

when you meet a person whether knowing them for a while or not and y’all share information about eachother and come across something like an old class photo for elementary school or ya’ll parents meeting at a bar ages ago. From the song Invisible String by Taylor swift these signs usually mean ya’ll were meant to be.

n/a- Omg i you won’t believe it i found an old photo of when my mom used to teach school and you were in her class back in 1st grade.

n/a- stop it no way, the invisible string theory is real

by Lillie K April 3, 2024

bologna string

Other wise known as bean sprouts

That’s def bologna string bruh

by Oscardraft May 2, 2023

String Cold

When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.

How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!

by Umath June 25, 2018

Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025