Strap job

A person who is a Jerk-off, or an asshole. A person you want nothing to do with cause you cant stand them because they act like a douche bag.

Floyd mayweather is a strap job. He only fights guys who are over the hill.

by Earl jr April 4, 2012

streaks dhmu

Used by 6th-8th graders who are fake depressed. Usually harmless and mainly used by thots and fuckboys.

Fake depressed kid: Streaks dhmu only real ones know
Me: Why are you depressed?
Fake depressed kid: My mom won't take me to Chuck E. Cheese

by Thas_On_Jah September 1, 2019

Stay strapped or get clapped

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!

Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.

by Shores386 January 15, 2021

Striking Oil

When a man pours a large amount of lube on his penis and in the asshole of his sexual partner in order to assure a well lubricated fit. After the male is finished with the intercourse, and pulls his penis from the other person and the other person shits creating a liquid that is a mix of shit and lube. This liquid looks similar to crude oil so the word is "Striking Oil"

"DUDE!!! I am totally striking oil with my girlfriend tonight."

"Dude I Struck Oil last night and it was all over the sheets"

by Kelvin Haus October 30, 2008

hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.

1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

Strongbad

an internet catoon character on homestarrunner.com he is the most influncial character on the internet today. He answers e-mails from fans weekly and makes fun of their bad grammer. He is also the creator of Trodgor, Teen Girl Squad, and Stinkoman. He has his very own The Cheat. and often beats up homestarrunner and, his brother, Strong Sad

Strongbad created Trogdor, the best dragon ever.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

gonads and strife

A popular phrase from a popular flash movie. A squirrel is singing a song about saying "Whee!", when all of the sudden, he says "When you're a kid and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got drugs yet, hold on for your life. Hold on to your little.. gonads.. and strife"
(threebrain.com)

gonads and strife.. gonads and strife.. gonads and strife... gonads in the LIGHTNING, IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN! WHEEEEEEEeeeee

by theskiesbled April 1, 2004