shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016

shred some gnar

Shredding some gnar is a form of getting girls and eating their pussy.

"Yo dude lets go shred some gnar at the bar"
"Totally dude"

by Hook It Up July 5, 2016

shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

saredys

The most sweet , loving , talented, and prettiest girl you will ever meet .once she is in love , nothing can stop her

Saredys is the best person I have ever met

by Lovingirl_11 September 27, 2017

Shreds

This word can be used in various ways to characterize something as a let-down, usually marked by disappointment, frustration or depression.

Friend 1: "Hey you wanna chill tonight bro?"
Friend 2: "Shreds, I have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow."

by mf21 November 7, 2017

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Shred

A referance to the time when you absolutly carved your soul into a run down the mountain. Uttering this word is like the mating call for fellow snowboarders.

Dude do you Shred? Shred. Ya...i frickin shred.

by James THE Shredder January 23, 2018