Silent Glaze

A silent glaze is when you win a fight, but the other dudes friends glaze him so hard it seems like he won, even though he got his ass beat.

Bro I whooped him in a fight, but i got Silent Glazed so hard it seems like I lost.

by Gyr0z April 18, 2024

Moving silently

the term used by lazy people (bums) to appear mysterious and to give a false impression of their come up to mask their real activity of bumming the fuck out to the rest of the group.

A: “where have you been man?”

B: “can’t say. I’m moving silently”

“Bro I’m locked in. also can't show wat I'm working on cuz moving silently“

A: “what are you working on?”
B: “can’t say cuz I’m moving silently”

by ImCowCat May 9, 2024

Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players

"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"

by Voidless void May 11, 2024

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Silent G

A good nickname for someone whose first name is Angus.

"You know Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor? Does he have a nickname?"

"Why yes! It is 'Silent G'. "

"That makes sense."

by silent-g March 19, 2024

silent polo

The person who rolled a blunt; someone who hasnt rolled it says marco, but no one says polo

Whilst smoking a blunt, if someone who didnt roll the blunt says marco, and no one says polo, it goes back to the person who rolled the blunt

"Marco... .... Marco..., here you go silent polo"

by Silent Polo March 22, 2024

Silent Epstein Circles

An impossible geometry dash level that is really popular.

I did a practice run of Silent Epstein Circles.

by Parow January 25, 2026