Neopolitan Shake

When you jackhammer fuck someone in the ass (chocolate), tear it open(strawberry) and then jizz in them(vanilla).

Hey Vincent that Neopolitan Shake you gave me last night is still dripping down my legs. Wanna play Doctor and stitch me up?

by 87XRAY August 18, 2010

Hate Shake

An angry, unlubed HJ

Snowflake pissed off that tranny so she gave him a frictiony, unlubed "hate shake".

by Snoke Flake March 5, 2011

Brotien Shake

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.

"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."

by JadeJj May 3, 2021

mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.

"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"

by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006

the pizza shakes

when you need pizza so badly your body starts to shake uncontrollably.

"He has the pizza shakes!! Quick!! WE NEED PIZZA OVER HERE!!"

by adr39 January 19, 2010

Steak n Shake

Resturaunt with the best complimentary hats

Look at that hat man he must have gone to Steak n Shake

by herpnandaderpn November 4, 2013

wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014