Go Shopping

Looking round at an event in order to find a cracking memeber of the public that you wish to engage in dirty and flithy activites

*Walks into a party*

Dude 1: She is hot

Dude 2: Lets Go Shopping first there has to be better girls than that

by John Sainsburys August 24, 2011

Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.

Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."

by John March 2, 2004

bang shop

Brothel, place where people have sex. Not always paying for sex but place people have lots of none-committal sex.

During the summer he made this place into a bang shop.

by scipioil December 5, 2013

tea shop

You’ve presumably heard of spilling tea, A tea shop is where a large amount of tea is spilled.

“Wow this group chat is a tea shop”

by Violetwill February 4, 2018

Block Shop

When a basketball player blocks multiple shots throughout the game, resulting in almost a business of blocking shots. Hence, block shop.

Jeff: "Did you see Mike blocking shots left and right last night?"

Jordan: "Yeah, he had a block shop and it was open for business."

by JR Roberts December 13, 2009

Swamp shop

Nasty vadge. Straight up .

Sheila's swamp shop uses a pressure washer to knock the cooties off...lol

by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie September 23, 2020

Shop inhibitor

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.

Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.

by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014