Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 24, 2018
1.It is and attachment to a automatic weapon that allows you to shift between the speed and rate at which it fires.
2. It is also a form of transport used to carry the automatic weaponry
2. It is also a form of transport used to carry the automatic weaponry
1.If i move the blic shift to rapid if fires non stop
2.later we will go for a ride in the blic shift to handle so buisness
2.later we will go for a ride in the blic shift to handle so buisness
by Clue1204 October 16, 2021
A-Shift is one of several FD shifts. A-Shifters are known to be the laziest of the shifts. They never clean, never do weekly checks, and always manage to fuck over B-shift(the B is for Best).
“Fucking A-Shift…”
by Broccoli_800 July 12, 2022
Made famous amongst early 20th century motorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.
by World Wide Walt July 17, 2019
A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.
I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.
by CyberDude2942 September 15, 2024
Nope. You just using my own accusations against me as an exercise far call all of you worthless fucking panhandler.
Hym "I don't talk about having any responsibility. YOU'RE THE ONE who claims to have responsibilities. And I ASKED YOU ALL when YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO OTHER PEOPLE (Me to you) ACTUALLY EXTENDS to other people. If everyone around me has a responsibility (As I SUPPOSEDLY do) to other people... At what point so THEIR RESPONSIBILITY TO ME... ACTUALLY INTERACT.... WITH ME... at ANY level? When does the 'responsibility to others' that YOU SAY WE ALL HAVE (and NOT ME I didn't say that) interact with me? NEVER. Fucking never! Because you don't actually believe the shit you believe for YOU. YOUR responsibility to EVERYONE is you doing whatever you feel like doing and EVERYONE'S responsibility to YOU is 'Accepting their responsibility to "other people" (i.e. YOU) and not tainting your perfect with their plight.' Avoiding the question and frame shifting. It's all ANY of you do. It's free money."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2023
Working a double shift back to back, usually more than 16 hours in a day. Viking refers to amount of overtime pay earned from your company as in a Viking looting and pillaging your company.
by Tiredemployeetn December 23, 2024