how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

Neverending Screw

A kind of mindgame you can play on someone when they do you dirty, when you want to mess with them, or just for fun.
It can make them feel guilty for something they didn't do, overthink, make them question their reality, and/or completely screw their mental. And the best part is... it'll keep replaying itself in their mind over and over and over again.

My ex cheated on me and then tried to accuse me of cheating! I'm definitely going to pull a neverending screw on them and run circles around them.

"She really put me through a neverending screw, I think I need therapy now."

by spiritualhorror August 27, 2023

glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021

Loose as a screw

When a woman’s vagina is particularly loose in comparison to others

Damn bro, her shit was loose as a screw

by Dude bro August 6, 2025

Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something

Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?

by BarryPseudo December 9, 2021

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Screw tape

A form of music such as Cd’s, Cassettes, Vinlys, that are produced by Dj screw The legend, creator of chopped and screwed . *Est 1983*
(“Its not a screw tape if I didn’t screw it”- Dj screw)

“You could leave two sticks, a swisher, and a fo'
And a Screw tape on the counter
And ain't nobody taking none of those drugs..
The fo' will still be ther', the sticks will be ther'
Know wha' I'm sayin'? The swisher be ther'
But where's the motherfuckin' Screw?
Everybody want Screw
So when you get this Screw right her'
I want you to hold on to this motherfucke'
Cause we gon' come up in '94, you best believe that”- 3 in the mornin by Dj screw.

by W4L7 June 4, 2021