how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

Clit Screw

When a girl uses her clit to fuck a dudes dick.

Instead of sounding me, she clit screwed me!

by Tippletoppletapple April 1, 2021

Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.

I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.

by Clitcracker January 4, 2020

Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 30, 2010

Screw

To mess up
To make a mistake

“I really screwed up when I lied to my parents guys.”

by EpicsGirl9087 October 26, 2018

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019