how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

Clit Screw

When a girl uses her clit to fuck a dudes dick.

Instead of sounding me, she clit screwed me!

by Tippletoppletapple April 1, 2021

Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

Screw all ‘yall

Strong bad said this to the brits’ in SBEmail22.

Screw all ‘yall!
(Blimey!)
(Gasp)

by [e-mail] May 9, 2025

screw

To depart (usually from a gathering that has not yet ended, often with negative connotations).

This party isn't doin' it for me. I think I'm just gonna screw.

by Argyle 105 October 23, 2018

Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.

I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.

by Clitcracker January 4, 2020

pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him

Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.

by anonymous March 12, 2024