screen shopper

A broke individual who shops online but can't afford anything. Like a window shopper would do.

Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper

by buckwyld94 October 17, 2015

Screen-blaze

Getting flashed in the eye from the bright light of a screen

Jane woke up and reached for her phone but got screen-blazed.

by gserif November 21, 2015

bug screen material

someone who is so awful you wish you could throw them into a bug zapper.

I know this anti gay marriage three times divorced Trump supporter, total bug screen material.

by Xenophilia March 7, 2016

pre-screening

Refers to the act of glancing at the netting over your window/door to see how many flying bloodsuckers are landed on it before deciding whether or not to venture outside.

You'll want to always give "the great outdoors" a pre-screening before just mindlessly heading out the door, so that you don't get eaten alive once you're out there.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019

small screen prank

when the government uses video and audio devices to talk more about bad things than good things.

The small screen prank had all Americans think it was all right to break the law.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

screen steal

when the government uses screen sharing technology to try to embarrass another person and limit opportunity

The screen steal was attempting to insult a historical American so that her character could be questioned.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019