whoop-di-scoop

Some absolute fire by kanye west (a.k.a-Trump's biggest fan)
Hottest shit of 2018

Producer: Show me the lyrics
Kanye: whoop-di-scoop di-poop
Producer: WOKE

by Free v-bucks May 1, 2018

Tipsy Scoop

After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.

Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop”

by Imabrew17 June 6, 2018

Lil Scoop

A person who rides a razor scooter with no regard for human life.

Cooper gets to class quickly because he is a lil scoop.

by LilScoop December 27, 2017

scoop

When you are trying to get with someone romantically

“yeah, i was trying to scoop but he take me up on it”

by skrrtskrrt9873 December 30, 2017

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

scoop da doopy

The (scoop da doopy) is a special type of “blowjob” where the female scoops a mans balls with her mouth and Purposely try’s to swallow them squzzing the mans balls in her throat giving the man a unknown sensation.

“Man last night your mom gave me a real (scoop da doopy) and it felt great”.

by Nickjh321 January 9, 2018

get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017