Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

Cincinnati Sandwich

When a man (The filling ) lays face up on the stomach of an obese woman (The bottom bun) and another obese women lays on top of him (Top Bun) A circle of men and women surround them and proceed to "dress" the sandwich qith feces,urine,and ejaculate.

" I went to Carls party yesterday, there were tons of banging chicks, plus we did a Cincinnati Sandwich with Yolanda, and Carla !"

by WatermelonBev May 9, 2018

sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention

Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?

by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019

Cumernut Sandwich

A secert Arby's menu item

I ordered a Cumernut Sandwich

by Le we'we' July 22, 2021

heck sandwich

A soft exclamation often used in doggo vocabulary.

"What in the heck sandwich! It's a thing! Must do myself a smol amount of investigations! Bamboozled again!!"

by Quigley_quigley April 1, 2019

sandwich pa

a sandwich cooked in a jaffle maker.

Dad, can you please make me a sandwich pa?

by vinpor April 27, 2008

Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019