sand whale

A large person who seems to go to the beach more often then necessary.

Wow, look at that Sand Whale over there, I hop I don't become it's din din plawks.

by i own plx April 11, 2008

Sand People

Desert dwelling Americans. Their world is dust and wind. They fear technology, drive salvage titles and are distrustful of outsiders.

"Man, have you taken a Lyft in Chula Vista? They're all
Sand people!"

by Tuscan March 30, 2015

sand stoning

this variation of the double dutch rudder incorporates the use of local beach sands, when gripped in the hands of the participants, and rubbed vigorously along the erected shaft of each participant, results in the painfully erotic sand stone rash of orgasmic stimulation.

Dude 1: Hey Blake, what are you up to tonight.

Dude 2: Well, I was just thinkin we do the ol' double dutch rudder.

Dude1: With a twist?

Dude 2: How do you mean (with interest)?

Dude 1: Sand Stoning, Bitch.

by bear_in_a_beard_hat January 11, 2012

sand boy

A person, male, that is completely content with their life, so much so that it's like a dream.

The sand boy lives in his mansion and wakes up with a smile every day.

by louehnotlewis March 8, 2017

sand lotting

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.

Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*

by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

sand sausage

Cat turds covered with litter

time to scoop out the sand sausages

by mg619 December 28, 2011

Sand-Worshiper

A slur against Christians, Muslims, and Jews, coined because the three religions all have holy places in the Middle East, which is very sandy. The term carries an air of casual condescension.

Muslims and Christians are just sand-worshipers. They follow the ass-backwards desert God of an ass-backwards desert culture.

by Nateodinsson April 5, 2011