Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.

Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!

by Zlla January 27, 2025

Samuel

Stupid, retarted, and no brainer he does not know what he is doing and is completely selfish and senseless he does not care about other people and would gladly kill somebody for 1 dollar

Samuel is a Bum

by akjaskdjaskdjaskd October 21, 2022

Jonathan Samuel Kent

Son of Superman also known as clark kent. He is superboy. He is super kind and sweet but actually harbours dangerous potential. Since he is half human he cant control his power. Ussually partners with Damian wayne (robin).

Jonathan Samuel Kent is superboy.

by Humandudelol August 9, 2018

Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪

This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆

by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022

Samuel

Member of a Parisian Gang called "Gkgm"

Samuel is in the hood.

by Galiko November 21, 2021

John Samuel

John ...this name is used by more of the population in Christian ..this define him to .
A god worshipers Jesus Christ ..
They known for Intelligence, innovative persons , introvert,craziness , helping nature ,caring fellow...

He have u met ever John Samuel he is ....very caring person he helps me alot in my work...

by Crazy fellow. 12345 November 23, 2021

Samuel

Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.

'Argh my car broke down'
'Don't wory, I'll get Samuel to lift it'

by Gyatdamn July 10, 2023