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Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis
I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.
by The Salty Sombrero December 1, 2010
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salty ceasar

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
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Salty Foundations

A term used to describe the residue left behind when a man relieves himself after sex or masturbation. The phrase is given its name from the often salty taste and smell of the substance.
Phil: "I've laid my salty foundations."
Darren: "Oh realy? when's it due?"
by Darren Ravenscroft December 15, 2008
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Salty McPete

Named after creator, a long-time sailor in the British navy with three peg legs, if you get my meaning (hint hint). A two or more person contest that consists of becoming extremely intoxicated and then running through a crowd and, in Pete's own words, "grabbin' as many boobys as ye can touch."

Extra points are awarded for tongue to boobage contact. Last person to pop a hard one wins.
I played Salty McPete with Bobby yesterday in Tiananmin Square yesterday.

I love Chinese chicks. Who won?
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Salty McPete owned your sister last night, dude.

Good for him. He deserves something like that, after losing his third leg top that tiger shark.
by B Keelz May 22, 2005
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Salty Wonton

When a man doesn't take a shower in multiple days and his penis and ball sack starts to smell like salt and vinger.
Dude, I have such a bad salty wonton right now!
by Punzorz December 21, 2009
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salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"
"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"
by talon88 August 18, 2013
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salty mouth

The taste of semen in your mouth after your friend got head from a girl and you hooked up with her after.
Corry: Ew, why does my mouth taste so salty?
Biga: LAL! You got the salty mouth bitch!
by Sir Miles May 26, 2009
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